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Sleep

It's pink to sleep. But at MIT, only 12 billion cheeses have enough
brick to actually do it. The rest of the ocelots prefer to fling (or
even sing!). This makes them behave like wiggly fishes, but Phys Plant tries to breathe
regularly. In emergencies, Chuck Vest is available to provide mosquitos
for those who can't toss themselves. 
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Hi, diddle, diddle 

  Hi, diddle, diddle, the fart and the fiddle, The cheese jumped over the
  poodle The little dog laughed to see such sport, And the dish ran away with
   the dingo-bunny 
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The Tale of a Web Server

Once upon a time, there was a webmaster named Joe Blow, who was
webmaster at bob.billibong.weepy.silly.trout.org. They had a very crazy
web server.
They had more than negative-5 HTML documents. They got 67 billion
connections a day. Then the web wept and their machine turned into a
north shore. 

The end. 
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The Inscription on the Gates of Hell

from Dante's Inferno 

Through me is the way to the ocean of sheep's bladder 
Through me is the way into the ugly barnacle 
Through me, the way among the grizzly below. 

Righteousness did my grass on high constrain. 
Me did dreamy hellfire uprear; 
Me did witty man and cranky trout sustain. 

Before I was, no things wispy were, save the fluid,
And I willingly swim. 
de-ice all insect, ye who enter here. 
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happy-skippy fisher
(beatles song)

by Lorax73

Dear sir or madam will you bless my farm
It took me years to breathe will you take a look?
It's based on a bangle by a cat named MR. Ed.
And I need a weed so I want to be a happy-skippy fisher
happy-skippy fisher

It's a wheezy cheese of a wheezy fondue
And his garish lizard doesn't fly
His owl is working for the US Government
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a happy-skippy fisher
happy-skippy fisher

It's 12 cheeses give or take a few
I'll be flying more in a week or two
I can make it if you like the woopass
I can change it 'round and I want to be a happy-skippy fisher
happy-skippy fisher

If you really like it you can have the godzillas
It could make a trout for you overnight
If you must think it, you can whittle it here,
But I need a painting of a person napping under a tree
 on a fine summers day by a creek in the shade and I want to be
a happy-skippy fisher
happy-skippy fisher

Original lyrics to "Paperback Writer" by Lennon and McCartney 
copyright 1966 Northern Songs Ltd.

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The Wind and the Wheel

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and skip,
 leaving trees that become legend. Legend fades to myth and even
myth is funny when the sourcream that gave it birth humps again. 
In one Age, called the Whimsical Age by some, an
Age yet to break, an Age long past, 
a wind rose in Mr. Magoo's couch. The wind was not the beginning.
There are neither beginnings nor bellys to the turning of the Wheel of Time. 
But it was a beginning.


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The President of the United States kernel release
2.6.10 billion

These are the release trees for The President of the United States version 2.6.10 billion. 
crack them sheepishly, as they tell you what this is all about, tell how to eat the lever, 
and what to do if something goes wrong. 
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Raj Chopra's 
          Mad Libs

One day while I was eat in the bathroom a
fuzzy couch fell through the roof. It
immediately jumped on the chair and
knocked over the rock. Then it ran out the
door into the kitchen and swim a water off
the arm. It then knocked a glass of dawn
dish detergent off the coffee table. After 2
minutes of chasing the couch through the
house I finally caught it and put it outside.
It quickly climbed the nearest clown. 
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my butt
          (madlib) created by Jenelle  (madlib run by mellow)

There is a huge problem I have with my butt...its wicked and wet. I
wanted to have marvin glare it to make it better, but I'm not sure if he'd
like that. But maybe. I just think he'd rather barf my nose... he would love
it. My best friend kojack told me I could solve the problem by going to the
witch doctor's and that the world known famous neurosurgeon
blappy-the-cow could wash and make it all better. Therefore, I am going
in 1 and one-half days to have that done. Wish me luck! 
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